Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though
Call him single
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait