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d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*


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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though


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Anonymous asked:
My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single



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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait


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ridge:

it’s ok girl


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gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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