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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”


whinywitch:

This is so, so important.


sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school


wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


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rexium:

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Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

Fake Mustache: $3.00




bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead

bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead


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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 


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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept and ugly child she has standards


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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds


timothykelleherseyebrows:

#fitness #motivation

timothykelleherseyebrows:

#fitness #motivation


kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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