Omfg is he offering me money
Hey if this is real isn’t this illegal
There’s nothing illegal about this post because it’s too subtle also yes prostitution is illegal but ya know shit happens??
Angelina Jolie (1997)
When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
shrek is the god of self confidence
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly