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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*


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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand


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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit


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surprisebitch:

sungle

surprisebitch:

sungle


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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 


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hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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lamelohan:

when my mom doesnt bring mcdonalds home

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armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn


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